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The horror that is a child dancing because they find it fun. Don't they know they're supposed to feel shame for anything and everything?! How am I supposed to go about my day knowing that children enjoy something? And something I don't understand no less!
Kids these days amirite?
/s
Makes me remember this one time in English class in France where one student called him Jean-François Kennedy. The whole class had a good laugh, including the teacher 😅
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
For those who aren't from the US
John Fuckin' Kennedy
Jesus Fucking Krist
Oswald had no choice, The Storm was about to overtake the book depository.
He's called that way because people thought he would only stay two weeks in office
Lee Harvey flossed after pulling the trigger.
We all know his name is Johneff. Johneff Kennedy. Johneff is the long form of Jeff.
Is there Fortnite event when you shot dude in driving car using a sniper riffle?
This season, it happens about once a game if you're good with a sniper.
Thanks google gemini!
Thanks for the red arrows, I had no idea where the joke was