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Edit. This is not my paper. See the Bluesky link. It's theirs.

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Our paper on convergent evolution of land crabs is out in its final final form. The journal didn't pick my image as the cover, so I'm sharing it here because it must be seen!

https://subium.com/profile/jopabinia.bsky.social/post/3kynzxgpsd32h

Convergent Adaptation of True Crabs (Decapoda: Brachyura) to a Gradient of Terrestrial Environments | Systematic Biology | Oxford Academic

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

so many new emojis dropped crab-party

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

In its final form.

False. Your paper does not yet have the shape of a crab, it has barely begun the process of carcinization

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

obviously, the conclusion here is that when the highly intelligent species--currently hiding in the oceans--come to colonize the freshwater rivers and land, they will emerge onto the landscape in giant crab-like exoskeletons and vehicles, using powerful their claws to dispatch threats and their adapative limbs to maneuver easily across our complex built environments and barriers.

we should also expect some of these crab-like piloted vehicles to be hundreds of meters tall, housing thousands of smaller crab-like exoskeletons to deploy, making resistance to our new crab overlords pointless.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

That's too much convergence. Put some back.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

For a second I thought the teal blue one on the right was carrying a knife.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sometimes you become an otter or a type of deer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sometimes dolphin too. That's appeared a few times through history

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Beautiful figure mario-thumbs-up

From one academic to another congratulations and fuck you penguin-love

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Evolve to crab