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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (5 children)

“Once upon a time, I bought a Brother color laser. It never failed to do its job. The End.”

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I just bought one last week and holy shit you aren't joking. Our Canon was malfunctioning for the last 2 years, so I finally bought a refurbed B&W Brother Laser. I've never had a printer just work like this. I didn't even have to connect to it. My browser just automatically detected it, even on Linux.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Printer support on Linux is honestly better than Windows.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have one of their all-in-one colour toner machines for my GF's business, it's awesome. Scanning to an SFTP share means she can just feet a stack of paper into it and get a PDF in her Documents/Scans directory.

AND fun fact, there are no lasers in "laser printers" they all use 1D LED arrays to transfer the image data to the drum. Only the early toner based printers used a real laser and they were operating almost like a CRT, scanning a raster onto the drum.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My browser just automatically detected it

Wait, what?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Probably misspoke saying the browser is what detected it, but the first time I went to print anything was from Firefox and the printer was already there.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

My wife would always call it World War 3 whenever I would go to print something with my inkjet. Finally bought a Brother colour laser a couple years ago. While my distrust of printers is still deep seeded, this printer and I are approaching something of a friendship.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I was just going to comment the same. My Brother laser printer has simply done its job for the last 13 years without issue.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

My HL2270DW has been working flawlessly for nearly 10 years now.

Connects to any PC/mac on my home network. Always prints correctly. Toners are dirt cheap

Is OP using a 1998 cannon printer or something?

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (10 children)

In all fairness, my cheap Brother laser printer hasn’t let me down at all. Unlike the HP inkjets of the past.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I bought mine (HL2270-DW) 12 years ago for college. Last week I plugged it in after it sat for several years and printed off some stuff for family with 0 problems. I think it's only on its second toner as well.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They last much longer in storage /without printing because toner is a powder, so it can't dry out. The print head of an inkjet printer (part of the cartridge) will dry out if you don't use it for a few weeks.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Big Brother loves you. Really, those are the best printers right now.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

my wife was having some problems finding the right W11 drivers for our Brother HL-2030 and dared to utter the thought of replacing it

I shut that down right quick

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Windows Update should find the right driver. Failing that, a generic Postscript printer driver should work fine. Windows should have one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Conversely, I have a recent-ish (<5yrs old) Brother inkjet printer that's waiting to be dumped to recycling because it arbitrarily decided that it didn't ever need to be discoverable or respond to any print requests one day, and so even though there was nothing mechanically wrong with it, even hooking up a Raspberry Pi to run CUPS over USB didn't fix the issue -- because Brother explicitly refuses to publish drivers for the Raspberry Pi, and their inkjet drivers are proprietary.

I've since replaced it with the best-reviewed Epson printer I could find that supports a generic PCL driver, so that if Epson ever loses their minds in the way Brother did, I can fall back on an open-source implementation of good ol' PCL.

That thing's given us no issues so far.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Linux/Cups. Postscript. Laser. Have never had a problem. Printers not working is a "put the logic in the Windoze driver" problem vs telling a good printer "Print this".

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My Brother laser printer/fax that looks like it came from the 90s is amazing and works with everything on default drivers. Mac, PC, Linux, Android, all of these work fine for me. The brother driver gives you more options if you care to install it, but you don't have to.

Inkjet is a different beast. Especially the ones that don't let you print B&W if you run out of colour ink, or that check for "legit" ink refills.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Especially the ones that don't let you print B&W if you run out of colour ink,

They need the colour ink to print the tracking dots :)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_Identification_Code

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20170607-why-printers-add-secret-tracking-dots

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, you mean laser printers?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sadly the consumer laser printer market is in decline and a couple of companies have already exited. I'm not sure how much longer they'll be available (new).

Home printing is a declining market overall, SMB printing has plateaued, and a lot of the die-hard laser printer users are moving away; because bringing big canisters of microplastics into one's home is less appealing than it once was.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

😆Can someone make a similar one for bluetooth devices too, pretty please?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

And in the shot should be a 3.5mm plug laughing while holding money

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i never had problem with bluetooth devices

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You must be amazingly lucky. Bluetooth has been nothing but issues for me for 15 years of use, across a plethora of host and client devices, OSes, mobile and desktop, all Bluetooth versions, proprietary implementations (game controllers), cheap devices, expensive devices, ranges, etc. Bluetooth has improved a lot in the past 5 years, but it's still not good enough imo. A PS5 controller can't stay reliably connected to my steam deck that is docked by my TV while I am sitting on my couch, yet an Xbox controller with a wifi-based USB dongle works fine.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I found a brother laser printer for 8 bucks at a thrift store and it printed with linux over USB as soon as I got it home without any tweaking.

I then directly networked it to a raspberry pi, configured it with cups and shared the printer over my network. Every device was able to discover it instantly and I can print from anything, android phone, ipad, mac, linux laptop, etc.

It's absolutely freeing. I found an OEM toner cartridge for like 30 bucks, so I have like 2000 bw prints ready to go for like 40 dollars all in.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I will talk shit about a lot of printers, but I've had a Brother workhorse laser for years. It's black and white. You tell it to print and it spits out pages. I don't know if they still make them that way but they used to be amazing at the very least.

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[–] darkevilmac 11 points 1 year ago

This looks like an office jet pro 8720 which ironically is one of the printers I've had the least trouble with.

I'm running an Epson ecotank now though because the price per page is way better.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't even remember the last time I used a printer

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

You must not work for a company that went paperless then

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

This hits hard :'(

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get a Brother. My simple black and white laser printer has very strong "ME PRINT FOR YOU. ME PRINT! ME PRINT ALL PAGE FOR YOU" energy. The only beef we have is when he is all "NO PRINT. FEED ME PAPER" and then when fed he goes back to printing no problem.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

it took me an hour to scan and send 2 one page forms successfully. that's about the same speed i could write everything on the pages by hand and address an envelope, so i'd say they work okay.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It'd be nice if there were open source printers. Somehow we have a few for 3D printers but not 2D printers, and it is annoying as hell.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's because the printer heads are really hard to make, since the individual nozzles are so tiny.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Brother®, I know what you mean

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why do you think it doesn't work?

(Besides the users)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My perception was that this sublemmy was about humoristic takes on programmers' day to day, i.e. programming-related.

This is more IT-related, and the horse is dead and rotting.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Because boss put a windows xp netbook as a print server

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

In an omniverse of infinite dimensions and fundamental particles, there’d be no permutation of any that would permit whatever’s being represented in the comic to exist.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

We could have Forerunner-level technology and the damn printers still wouldn't work

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The author of the book never had a Brother, it seems

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

HP LJ 1200

F in chat

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