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Weirdo can't keep what actually happened separate from his own fantasies.

Edit: The New York Times has gone around and interviewed other people named "Brown" who might have been on a helicopter with Trump at some point. It wasn't them either

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Maybe he meant he went down on Willie Brown on a helicopter

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

he went down on a willie in a helicopter but all he got was a little brown.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Good ol' ATM action

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Maybe he fantasized about doing that:

“You would have known if I had gone down on a helicopter with Trump,” Brown said Thursday. “I’ve never been on a helicopter with Trump.”

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That Times link now says it was actually Jerry Brown, not Willie Brown, who Trump was in a helicopter with, and it was never in danger of "going down".

But I guess to Trump, all these Brown people look the same....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Swift boat!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I fucking wish he went down in a helicopter.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

At least walk into a rotor blade.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I wish Trump traveled everywhere on a V22 Osprey.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Every word is a lie

Lie lie lie sleepy don

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this some sort of sex act? What's a helicopter?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've heard of a helicopter blow job, where the job distributer hangs on a pulley above the bed, rotates to wind up the rope, then puts the member in the mouth, and lets the rope unwind.

More performance than something else, but it's the only sex act that is helicopter adjacent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ok GoogleAI, give me a deepfake video recreating the time that Donald Trump went down on Brown's Willie in the style of a helicopter blowjob

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

"I'm sorry, I'm not able to display political data at this time"

That's what it told me when I asked how old Obama was when he was President.

Stupid AI made me have to do math myself because of this >:(

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I said back in 2016 that he showed classic signs of the onset of dementia.

After no one called Reagan out on how mentally not there he was, why is the press giving Trump a pass? Oh, right, he's good for ratings and views, so fuck asking the important questions about his mental state. Fucking weird.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

time for bed, grandpa

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

i can believe it. i bet trump felt cold in the copter and ordered the pilot to turn off that giant overhead fan.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Maybe it was with JP Mendell instead, wo knows.