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Boosting that CV (mander.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone likes their reply to a technical question
* adds senior IT support specialist to resume

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hits F12

* adds 10x developer to resume

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Views Source on a web page

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics.

I said I have a theoretical degree in physics.

They said welcome aboard.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Pretty sure a meltdown is the last thing a nuclear physicist would want on their CV

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Can't argue with experience.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

You know how valuable that experience is? Someone who fucked up is just another way of saying he had an expensive training in prod.

[–] WeirdAlex03 7 points 1 month ago

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

- Thomas Edison, Nuclear Physicist

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I have a cousin that works at a petrochem plant. He told me that all the “common trips” never really happen since they’ve been drilled on how and what to do and how to prevent them, but the second shit really does go down you better have a senior around that has seen that specific trip before. Especially considering there’s tens/hundreds of thousands worth of produce being burned off by the second until things are back under control.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

A metallurgist, though...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Blows up in an argument

*adds explosives specialist to resume

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Why is the OP's handle blurred out in the screenshot.