this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

When my brother came out to my mom as bi, she just smiled, laughed and said "sounds good. Not really a big thing to me." And said she wouldn't care either way if it makes us happy.

10/10 would recommend sane parents.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A place that has changed from a time that already passed. 'Twas a running joke on the Reddit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

understandable

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't help but imagine their mom as an overly dramatic movie mom who spends 4/5 of the movie flailing and clutching her hair, running around screaming hysterically while everybody else ignores her completely until she passes out at the end from exhaustion.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

NO MORE WIRE HANGERS

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Must be fake, it’s gay.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

first thing i see here that actually seems real

if something shows its not, please tell

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Only if op likes girls.