this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

πŸ₯šπŸ₯šβœ‚️❗

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don’t pee on the egg cutters?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do not piss here. I have cameras and will cut off your balls

Not sure what the sign is saying tho

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

something about scissoring eggs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The automatic scissors robot will cut off your huevos

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But then where will they store the pee?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

In the microplastics.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

le mie uova!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Free vasectomy!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Dale Uevo !!