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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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The Santa isn't real? (bookwormstory.social)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 160 points 2 months ago

I like how the passage of time also reveals the parent moved from Twitter to Mastodon.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I just used a lamp and prayed my parents didn't check on me

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They knew.... (maybe, idk, but I would've left you to enjoy the time as long as you didn't have a shark in the room again)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Lol they definitely knee considering they caught me regularly and made me go to bed

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I used a lamp as well and then burnt the frickin bedcover

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Sorry but I read this in Carl's voice

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

Literal dad goals for me tbh

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Reading under the covers is a rite of passage all kids should experience.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

My parents knew and told me to go to sleep.