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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You can’t break bedrock, unless you’re in creative. Also, something something bedrock is buggy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Just need some TNT, a lever, a trapdoor, and a bunch of patience.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Where was Sandy Loam on 9/11?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

And who's paying her to keep quiet about it?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

9/11 was 23 years ago.

How old is Sandy Loam?

4 billion? Shit, she was probably in a retirement center on 9/11.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Digger/Excavator ❌️

Underground cable finder ✅️

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Unexploded ordinance party popper.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

We love NOT calling 811 and digging 30 ft down

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everything here is clay. We have like 1/4 inch of rich top soil. Then directly below that, red clay. Sucks in the summer because it bakes and turns to bricks because we're so hot and dry. Suck in the winter because it cannot hold water, so the yard turns into a pond any time we get more than a sprinkle. Don't get me started on pH.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

So Rich Top is turfing your area with 1/4” soil to cover up big clay????

Is Sandy Loam working with Rich Top????? Is Rich Top a pseudonym for Sandy C. Loam??? We already know the Loam family is rich

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You better be if you know anything about S. Loam, it’s a conspiracy I tells ya!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tag yourself im silly clay

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

PART OF BIG CLAY???? WHAT DO YOU KNOW????????? WHO SENT YOU????? WHO IS SANDY C. LOAM

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This new Rule hits hard.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Hey hey people

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I feel personally responsible for this post.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You are;

Hidden in your post was sandy loam, who is she?? How is she related to Sandy C. Loam???? Who’s really pulling the strings here?????????? WHO SMUDGED THE DIRT DOCS??????????????????

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It's all a giant conspiracy!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is this part of the internet?? I need to know more so I can "avoid it forever"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sounds like Big Clay is pressuring you to keep quiet