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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oops! I didn’t test my hand-written assembly code before hooking it up to a radiation gun, hopefully it isn’t possible to have my power variables underflow and cook a man

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Also, we removed all of the hardware safeties that would prevent this from happening and entrusted it all to software.

Wow. You must have very stringent software engineering practices, with multiple levels of checks and test proce—

What? No, we just had one guy write all of the system’s code. It’s probably fine, right?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago

Me when I test my unreadable spaghetti code in prod rule

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

ow oof my bones and skin and organs

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Help! My flesh has fallen off, and I can't pick it up!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Quick, call 0118 999 881 999 119 7253!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

That spacing is hurting me.

I prefer 0118 999 88199 9119 725 3

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Well There's Your Problem did an absolutely horrifying episode about it. I recommend it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago