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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago

Same TayTay, same.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Jesus, that ending was brutal.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Right? The tone really took a turn there. There I was, having a sensible chuckle, and suddenly I was sad

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

So are the injuries

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Football should be like the Olympics. I really don't need to know who is the best Quarter Of The Way Back year-to-year. Every four years is fine.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll have you know it's only been relatively recent that I learned the Super Bowl was every year. I could have sworn it was every 4 like the Olympics or the World Cup

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I think they should have mini olympics every year. Events that are more local athletes compete with local athletes to see who qualifies for their country at the main olympics in 4 years.

And professional athletes would ABSOLUTELY qualify! The olympics is supposed to be the best of the best. Why WOULDN'T you want the 1992 dream team representing your country in basketball if you have it available??? Suck it other countries! America knows how to play with our balls!!!......wait.......

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Here the euros are the big thing and they happen every 4 years so

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Tight end tight end tight end tight end tight end tight end

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

and it will continue happening until the year 17776 and beyond

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Now imagine dating a baseball player 😩 Or a hockey player whose team consistently makes the playoffs 😭

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Different football, but yes.

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