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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago (2 children)

At least 14 hours of 4chan per day.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How can you have a healthy life without dosing yourself heavily with misanthropy, a misplaced sense of elitism and cultural references which alienate you from people in real life

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Maybe its annon's job?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I would love to try to do a 100% healthy lifestyle, but then I would have no free time for hobbies and socializing.

There's too little fucking time to do everything and yet I have it a lot more than average people.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

Hobbies and socializing are a huge part of a 100% healthy lifestyle

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Doesn't have to be 100% and definitely doesn't have to completely change overnight. Even a 1% improvement is a victory.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

Right and presumably you need to be a trust fund kid and never actually have to go to work?

Well so what's new porn got to do with literally anything?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

Be independently wealthy so you can don't have a job that gets in the way

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget interaction with people and hugs and stuff

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

anon has not seen another soul in years

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

None of that sounds like video games and pizza. What kind of weirdo are you?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Sorry anon reading is a night activity you are killing your gains by doing heavy reading in the morning.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

big missing aspect is boredom, free time. We need awake downtime to process and think, it is a major thing missing and why so many feel burnt out

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now try getting a girlfriend

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anon wants to cut toxic shit out of his life.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

oh please, don't pretend the gays have it any easier.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They seem to have an easier time not making generalized jokes on how having a partner is toxic, painful, a loss of freedom,...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You obviously hang out with very different gays than me in that case because exaggerated (mostly) playful whining about the other half seems to stretch across sexualities, cultures and time even.

[–] Vivendi 9 points 1 month ago

With that 'stache he turned into Friedreich Engles lmao

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Water milk and coffee for breakfast? That sounds awful. And I like coffee.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Green leafy vegetables

[–] AI_toothbrush 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sun exposure is impossible, i live in sweden

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

What, the summer was fantastic!

A shame it rained that day though 🥲

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Meditation, journaling, goal setting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Just get off 4chan