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[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Understandable if this is the version in the game Hades

[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey there Zag man, nice cock

[–] v4ld1z 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Literally dialogue taken from the game

Edit: /s jesus

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Like, for real? 240 hours and never heard that one

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] v4ld1z 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's from the secret romance option post-game

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago

We've always mostly been about writing weird smut, huh?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago

From Wikipedia:

According to the Christian writer Clement of Alexandria, Dionysus was guided in his journey by Prosymnus or Polymnus, who requested, as his reward, to be Dionysus' lover. Prosymnus died before Dionysus could honor his pledge, so to satisfy Prosymnus' shade, Dionysus fashioned a phallus from a fig branch and penetrated himself with it at Prosymnus' tomb. This story survives in full only in Christian sources, whose aim was to discredit pagan mythology, but it appears to have also served to explain the origin of secret objects used by the Dionysian Mysteries.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

Hmm. I wonder why I never learned about that one in school when we did Greek mythology.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's unclear, did he use the dildo to fuck himself or Prosymus?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I guess he only needed tool assistance for one of those options.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Ritualistic masturbation on top of a grave. The Greeks never disappoint, I swear!