this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2024
128 points (97.1% liked)

Funny: Home of the Haha

5832 readers
219 users here now

Welcome to /c/funny, a place for all your humorous and amusing content.

Looking for mods! Send an application to Stamets!

Our Rules:

  1. Keep it civil. We're all people here. Be respectful to one another.

  2. No sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia or any other flavor of bigotry. I should not need to explain this one.

  3. Try not to repost anything posted within the past month. Beyond that, go for it. Not everyone is on every site all the time.


Other Communities:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 8 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Better than the inpatient toilets with the sensor that flushes the moment you lift your butt. I did not ask for Poseidon's wind Willy!

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's supposed to be better to close the lid, before flushing.

I saw a video somewhere picturing the fecal mist that gets sprayed upwards, if the lid stays open when flushing. It convinced me.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

I thought it would be forced out between the gaps at an even higher rate of speed, so it was somewhat lose-lose.

Fecal Mist, the new fragrance for him, by Dior.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why did it need the picture? 😂

[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In the same cubicle is an angry, impatient toilet. It has a goatee.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

It has a goatee.

A toilet from the Mirror Universe.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Does it still get angry if I suck my turd back in at the last minute. I think nobody just hasn't tested it's resolve.