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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly if you can position your anus to be in the focus of a telescope that's kinda impressive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I imagine it's just a hollow tube made to look like a telescope...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Being pedantic he's gotta at least have mirrors in there because of where the eyepiece is to the side. Additional pedantry is that the aperture and eyepiece being different sizes requires at least one focusing lens.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

That ain't no moon!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

( )*( )

I prefer 'em thick

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Looks like a brown dwarf

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I believe that's a planet

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I am really surprised no one made a uranus joke yet

Edit: or is this the joke and i'm just dense

[–] Honytawk 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That would be 1.27g/cm^3, so not that much denser than your average human

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I kinda did :)

I believe it's a planet

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

That's how scientists named Urenus

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

A mate’s bands used to be called Brownstar

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Buttholegeuse

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Brown-eye Dwarf

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Should it be probed?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Georgium Sidus

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Vulcane Chocolat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The ol brown star gag. Classic.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Thanks, i hate it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

WHAT* should we name it?

Learn basic grammar. FFS.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Only if you learn how to interact with people like a normal human being.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago