this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well...it's beans and no poop, really. Or at least less of it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Beans, no poop, and plenty of farts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Well if your unlucky it's wet farts

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

There was definitely plenty of poop, just not right away.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The bacon narwhal stage of platform development.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

*protocol development

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

Reddit has a storied history of famous memes. Something about the first widely shared, universally recognized meme (can of fucking beans) has made Lemmy finally feel alive to me. I couldn't put my finger on what it was missing, but now I know.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Which is going to be a lot more difficult with the beans. Our memes are colliding! Our worlds are in danger! George is getting upset!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

They're definitely shit posts.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

at this point everything gets upvoted regardless of the content

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Baked beans, kidney beans, chickpeas, mung beans... content doesn't matter.

you know... dem beans.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Haven't saw any human beans. Yet, at least.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"Most of the successful people in Hollywood are failures as human beans."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Me, scrolling lemmy on the toilet after eating beans... feeling attacked right now.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The only thing I miss at this point is the poopknive reference.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Be the change you wish to see in the world. Reference poopknife everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We should start a "museum of reddit" community, to preserve these important pieces of history.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Ok, whats the deal with the beans?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was a post that said "lemmy will upvote anything even beans" with a pic of beans and it got up votes so now lemmy is memeing

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hooray!

Woo!

We did it!

🐒

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

backpack backpack backpack backpack

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Ah, beans, the magical fruit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We need an c/outoftheloop here!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

oh yea. thanks!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I’m guessing that it’s the equivalent of Reddit Silver.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

These are Lemmy silver 🍋

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I think it may be the equivalent of narwhals and bacon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Beenz was just ahead of its time!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

God damnit. I had hoped this place would be more classier.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

You thought wrong bucko

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Would it be classier of a can of beans was wearing a suit or tuxedo?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

It was, for about two weeks. Also presumably before that.

The people who left immediately upon hearing about the API pricing were all like "okay, let's join this other community over here and contribute." Then the people who left after the blackouts happened were all like "I need a place to shitpost."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It's gotta start somewhere (insert shrug here)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

In fact, forget the Reddit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

So funny yet so true.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lemmy heck yeah !

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