Ra-men
I'd choose the thought reading and hope they don't know it's my thoughts and they think they're having intrusive thoughts and create crazy-ass scenarios. If they know for a fact it's my thoughts, I'd go play Poker in Vegas and just lie in my internal monologue and create false narratives.
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That's the fun part, he doesn't.
We were here to experience Lemmy's first OC!!!
The problem with some smart people is that they learn that "facts don't care about your feelings" and memorize a lot of facts that tell a coherent story, think Ben Shapiro. What they either choose to ignore or intentionally leave out is the context surrounding those otherwise disparate data points. These are your straight A, type A students that lack any ability to go below superficial knowledge but have a shit-ton of trivial knowledge at their finger tips.
The best way to have a conversation is to deconstruct one of their points and explain that Gish Gallop is an immoral method of debate and they should check their own facts before parroting their favorite YouTuber/Podcaster. Context is important, feelings are an extension of acting humane, and humanity should care about taking care of one another.
Get a credit card before you die, max it out on a badass headstone, die. Ez pz.
Lol, I was thinking the same thing. It's been in at least four subs today, all with many many responses.
It's not too late to have one made!
"Some guy making love to a random woman is no system of government."
Thank you!!
"Yeah, but the not fascist was bad at speaking, so I'm just gonna elect the fascist person by not voting."
Sometimes I want reliably mediocre American interpretations of Mexican dishes. It's not a crime to like fast food, ya know?