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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only problem is cockroach lifespan means you have to do this once a year. Or train them to glue them on themselves

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

They also molt A LOT until they are fully fledged adults. I'm starting to think this might be more work...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You sound ambitious; a lazy person is always willing to invest time into avoiding the task at hand.

[–] Honytawk 3 points 2 weeks ago

We just need to automate the glueing of the bristles

Some kind of trap contraption that forces them to stick their bum in the glue in order to get out, whenever they walk over it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Welcome to Joe's apartment.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Meth heads come up with the craziest shit.