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[โ€“] [email protected] 67 points 2 months ago (1 children)

slashing the size of pints boost sales in an unexpected way

Oh is it unexpected is it? Unexpected that selling people less quantity per unit would increase sales as people would probably still want the same quantity?

This is weirdly pro business from the mirror

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The unexpected way is that while it decreased sales of beer it increased sales of wine.

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

So the people who didn't like the idea of short pints asked if they were messing with the serving size of wine, and when told no, they went with that. Everyone else just consumed the same amount as they would've, more or less.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Probably as they were charging the same price as a pint, perhaps an exaggerating, but I suspect two halves wouldn't be the same price as a pint was last week. Nobody likes to be ripped off.

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If they still want to call it a pint, they could go to the American definition (473ml, as opposed to 568ml). Beyond that, they could go to the New South Wales schooner (ยพ of a pint, or 425ml). Or, you know, go metric and serve beer in decilitres as on the continent (400ml or 500ml is a reasonable size for a beer), though that may be politically impossible in the post-Brexit environment.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I get my beer in centilitres.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Has long as you don't go full German and get them in liter, whatever floats your boat.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I do hope this isn't a road to the term 'pint' just becoming a generic name rather than actually holding meaning. I remember when a 99 referred to the price!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The number 99 meant royalty in Belgium, where flakes came from. Nothing to do with price

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did not know that, very interesting! Wonder if there's something similar for the UK.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Lion and Unicorn? Probably? The actual crown itself has a fancy form of copyright on it where you cannot really use it on anything except for historical stuff or tacky memorabilia celebrating the likes of a coronation, jubilee, birth, death, etc

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The british pound once referred to the value of a "pound" of silver at the time. Though the meaning of even that measurement of weight has likely changed

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

A very good point, I'm just bitter about the cost of a 99!

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I prefer a schooner over a pint any day. Larger than a pot. Just right.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You mean a quarter litre, right, American?

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You mean one fourth. They donโ€™t use quarters, too French.

About 3 and one eighth cups or something.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

We do use quarters just mostly for time increments

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Two thirds of a pint please, so that's two thirds of the cost of a pint yeah? So cheaper right? Right???

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Anyone that likes schooners are wankers.

Look I'll accept 500ml in Europe as it's metric and metric and better. (Also sometimes you can get 1l)

But a pint is just right. Fuck everything else. I want a pint and I'm willing to riot about it. Fuck you, you cunts. It's been pints since time immemorial and as a good fucking Brit I'll kick off about this. If we give up on pints might as well just sink the whole fucking country, I'm not going to be the generation that fucks up the future for the future generations.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Australia can be HOT. That's why large serves aren't popular. They go warm.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not if you don't fuck about.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nobody can beat the sun. Nobody.

We can all start fast, but there comes a time, where your beer WILL go warm.

Hence smaller serves in hot climates. Air con has negated the need so much, but, the culture still remains.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nobody can beat the sun. Nobody.

Get a middy or a half pint.

Your beer WILL go warm in a schooner.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

They don't sound like much fun!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Ooh, can't wait to pay ยฃ7 for a bit of a pint!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I don't mind a schooner, but hell am I paying full pint prices for 2/3 of a pint. I'd be pissed off rather than pissed drunk.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Imagine the sales if it came in shot glasses. I am very smart.