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'It's like living in a school zone,' Says Rattled Secret Service Agent Protecting Trump (www.duffelblog.com)
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking brutal. That's a hell of a good connection.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

Hunh! I really thought the bus would be a lot shorter.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Onion has been in fire lately

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not the onion. I've never seen this site before.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The spirit of Onion.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

The bold new scent

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

You’re right. I was looking at the community

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Just. Goddamnit. I read so much of this article before I realized I had a mouth full of onion. Bravo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

"No one is even trying to shoot up Meadows Ridge College or the Oceanside Charter School!"