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So they can hide in cherry trees.

Alright, why don't you ever see elephants hiding in cherry trees?

Because they're very good at it.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

Why do ducks have flat feet?

To put out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To put out flaming ducks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Did you hear how Tarzan died?

He was picking cherries.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

I love that joke. There was no chance I'd be able to pay off the joke I set up, but I'm glad someone did, at least.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Is OP a future lizard?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

This doesn't work. The elephant is still in the fridge.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I thought it was taken out so we could fit the giraffe in there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

You're right, my bad. Carry on! (:

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Q: But how does an elephant get in a cherry tree?

A: It sits on a cherry seed and waits…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

How does an elephant get down off a cherry tree?

It sits on a cherry and waits

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

What's the loudest sound in the jungle?

A giraffe eating cherries.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

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