EDIT: Yes I know Arizona isn't shown to be directly affected by the map but let me have this.

Pueblo, Colorado delenda est

This would significantly improve Oklahoma

We are going to lose some of our mountains to flooding

I’ll finally be able to swim to Vegas.

Arma 3's lore has a lot of explaining to do

They'd ... switch to metric?

This has a distinct lack of saddam hussein

I call the Amalfi coast

Nebraska's gonna get the boot

What scientists are these? Fully half of the U.S. is going to be underwater in the next thirty years?

Bull fucking shit.

It's nobody's business but the Turks!

There's no way Ohio isn't sunk.

We’re going to get Italy? Awesome!

Oh cool I’ll have a new beachfront property /s

Nebraska will have the best pizza. It's-a great news!

Hi i'm from Cagliari(Northern Colorado)

Florida man asserts his dominance.

Tennessea

Wouldn’t be missed.

Oh sweet I'll have some nice oceanfront property to inherit. Thanks global warming.

Well that explains where Italy went

Greybull, Wyoming? Nice!

From the looks of it, I'll eventually be living on some waterfront property.