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REPORT: Scientists Officially Reclassify Pluto as Pathetic (reductress.com)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Pluto visits the Small Planet Humiliation threads for sure.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Pluto is officially a piece of shit

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Edit: Pluto is HOT SHIT

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dammit......I should have clicked your link before leaving the same link.

Although, to be fair mine was better, as I didn't just leave the url as the clickable text. Mine was hot shit!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm a lurker and rarely comment, so it did not occur to me to do that. I'm trying to get out of my brain and just do what I'm supposed to do. It's fixed now, just for you!