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I keep having to remove all sorts of

Elephants 🐘, penguins 🐧, and giraffes 🦒 and other funny animals from my imaginary joke fridge!

Go get me a funny 🍺 beer!

Surprise! It's another elephant.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Guys, I think it's time to talk about the elephant in the room.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

When did it get out of the fridge?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

When we put the giraffe in there.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

They'll say Aw Topsy, at my autopsy!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Fudge! Not again!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Quick! Put the penguin back in before it's too late!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago
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