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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's an Obvious Plant™

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Damn, I didn't even notice the logo.

The only content I miss from the Bad Place.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What did the camel do to deserve this?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

So… public shopping post Covid? So many people act “feral” now.

I wish this amalgamation of various shoppers was pure fiction and not almost the norm now.

What do you mean my snarling uncontrolled dog can’t urinate in the cart at the checkout line? And where’s that cashier? Why do I have to wait? Don’t they know I have to get back before Olsteen’s special service comes on? These kids are so lazy… why doesn’t anybody do their jobs anymore!?!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Olsteen

Houston native spotted. I'm so sorry.

But this behaviour isn't really new - I used to work at the Whole Foods on Kirby, which caught fire back in.. god, 2012 or so? And someone drove up WHILE THE FIRE WAS STILL BLAZING, was informed that the store was closed, and legitimately responded, "But where am I gonna get my coconut water?"

They may be more mask-off about it now, but it's always been a thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Feral but leashed. And the leashes came off I guess.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Ok. But how's the wifi?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Welcome to Night Vale vibes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

But the camel has done nothing wrong!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I can fix the night orcs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The number of items in an express lane is never the same from store to store.

I remember once finding a store that had a 20-item express lane, and next to it a 10-item express lane!. The Limited Express lane!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Walmart is 15 or less.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

My store is up to 16 items.