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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Visiting the UK is like going into the future. That's because I'm American and we'll be a washed up hegemon soon.

P.S. I can't help but notice that you lost your empire around the same time you got healthcare. Is there a way to learn this power?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yea, get the shit bombed out of you. Then you'll lose everything and your government will have no option but to finally get off their arse and publically fund healthcare to avoid their remaining workforce dying out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I'm not entirely convinced they don't want us poors to die off. Otherwise we'd have an actual healthcare system in the US.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I have half a recollection from a misremembered primary school history class that that also coincided with the end of wwii. I bet that was part of the magic spell

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Except the water faucets ("taps") come in pairs, one with cold water and one with hot. So, not so much like going into the future, but more like some primitive land too stubborn to change for the better in even the most straightforward, obvious ways. 😆

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In a lot of UK homes cold water comes directly from the mains supply and hot water comes from a local storage cistern, which is normally kept in the attic. They use separate pipes and taps to avoid fresh "drinking" water being contaminated by non-fresh "washing" water.

That plumbing set up was common during the 1940s-50s, when a lot of UK houses were built due to the post-war economic boom. My older home doesn't use this system and I have mixer taps in both my kitchen and bathroom and recent builds don't use it either but some people prefer separate taps as it's what they're used to.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As an English person, I have to say...

... Fair enough, I don't like us much either.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's an English tradition.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To quote Jacques Chirac:

“Ah, English food! At first you think it’s crap and then you regret that it’s not.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

You look at Jacques Chirac and you just intuitively know you're dealing with an expert opinion on eating shit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You strike through the union jack with a St. Patrick's cross, nice.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wales be like: you guys getting represented on the union jack?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That would be so much cooler.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Would be nice to have all the colonies on there for thoroughness...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

OK but why so much British hate? And I'm talking about the people, not the goverment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The yanks were fed up of being the geopolitical bad guys and the only other counties they could think of were the UK and France

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I say!

drops monocle

[–] Honytawk 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

British I can handle, but those damn French can suck on their snails for me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm from Spain and here snails are sometimes eaten with rice. While a different kind they do taste very good. Dunno about the French ones.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

French snails are soaked in garlic butter. If you like garlic butter then you will like it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

👎⚠️🚫🤢🦨🇬🇧🦨🤮🚫⚠️👎

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Hey, the Welsh and Scottish are okay <3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The welsh are lovely! At least, I think they are, just wish I understood what they were trying to tell me.

[–] Maven 3 points 1 month ago

That's true. Can't argue with that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The Scots are a violent, savage people. I was attacked there and beaten, and everyone I met on the rest of my week stay regaled me with stories of people they knew who had been similarly brutalized. "Oh yeah my sister got a kicking last week." "My mate Barry tried to pull some geezers off a bird and then she helped them give him a kicking!" And on and on. Amazingly even more vicious than the English, which hardly seemed possible.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

hell save children, but not the British children

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

🤢 Br*tish "people" 🤮