Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
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Thompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That's it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
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She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
"My kajigger!"
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"Shut up, baby, I know it"
"Good news, everyone!"
"My manwich!"
My manwich!
"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"
"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."
"Crap-spackle!"
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
I'm 40% Futurama references
Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
To shreds, you say‽
Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.
An idea?
Also:
Dave's not here, man
Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor
Good news, everyone!
Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
"No I'm... doesn't!"
Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."
Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."
Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.
The CLEEMPS!
You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??
(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)
Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW
(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans
Your music is bad and you should feel bad!
This isn't even the scene from that quote but I still couldn't resist making it my profile pic!
Yeah but it fits the quote better i think. Definitely suits your profile name ;)
Assie!
Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That and the blackjack and hookers
Fun on a bun.
Shut up, Baby. I know it!
Lug nuts precious lug nuts!
Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.
All I know is, my gut says "maybe"
"what makes a man go neutral?"
Good news everyone!
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