Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
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Thompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
I'm 40% Futurama references
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That's it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
Tell them I hate them
Yep I find myself using that at work a lot 😜
"My kajigger!"
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"Shut up, baby, I know it"
"Good news, everyone!"
"My manwich!"
What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?
Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor
Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
To shreds, you say‽
Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.
An idea?
Also:
Dave's not here, man
Good news, everyone!
"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"
"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."
"Crap-spackle!"
"No I'm... doesn't!"
Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."
Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
My manwich!
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
Is used daily
This just comes to me naturally 😂
Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
To shreds, you say?
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Shut up, Baby. I know it!
Your music is bad and you should feel bad!
Assie!
Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That and the blackjack and hookers
Fun on a bun.
Lug nuts precious lug nuts!
Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.
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Good news everyone!
I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!
Good news, everyone!
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