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Image Transcription:
[An image depicting one thousand and twenty-four light blue 13.7 ounce cans of 'Heinz Beanz' brand baked beans in tomato sauce arranged in a thirty-two by thirty-two rectangle on a white background. The image quality makes the words on the can impossible to make out and very blurry.]
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Thanks, visiting this post 10 months later with no image, the post made no sense.
It's been beans for days, what did I miss? How did we start this?
We didn't start the beaning. It's been always streaming since we've been being.
Pinto, Chick pea, Cannelloni, Lima bean
Kidney, Lentil, Red, Pink, White, Brown, Green bean
Fava bean, Soy Bean, Mung Bean, Navy Bean
Fayot, Spanish Tolon-a-sa
Great Northern, Borlotti, Split Yellow (also Green)
Anasazi, Butter Beans, Marrot, Moth Pigeon Pea
LUPINI! BENGALI! IT'S BEANS ALL DAY ON LEMMY!
... We didn’t start the beaning. It’s been always streaming since we’ve been being.
You did a better job than Fall Out Boy, so congrats.
This is where it ends right?
We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave... of beans. So now, less than five hours later, you can sort by hot in Lemmy and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high sauce mark — that place where the beans finally broke, and rolled back.
It’s bean fun.
Though, I have seen a couple get 2k+ so maybe not yet
Alright yeah maybe this is where it ends
Surely.
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
Holy Hell!
google en passant
BEANS
BEANS
It’s still possible!
this is turning into reddit again
Eh, I'm ok with this for now. The higher this can go is ever more a testament to lemmy's growth.
the most upvoted post of all time is literally just a can of beans
how about 65535?
64 kilobeans
Number of beans*
Impressed! I really didn’t think we’d get past 512
1024 upvotes for you friend
I dunno man, have you thought maybe the world doesn't deserve that many beans?
Where is the new bean post?
Here it is 😉 https://lemm.ee/post/686310
Thank you. Judging by the upvotes sadly it seems like I would not be able to make the same comment on the linked post.
Sitting at 1022. I regret that I only have one vote to give
double EET!!!
I do love counting in binary!
Spawn more beanssssss.
The people have spoken. Give us what we need!!
Holy fuck what an achievement
Fuck yes I like where this is going
It’s beans all the way down.
Here we gooooo!
LFG!!!
Will you eat them?
STOP! ✋
never stop
Why it's so difficult?
GIVE ME ALL THE BEANS
Grampa grampa! Tell us the story of Lemmy again. Pleaseee.
"Beans ... Beans everywhere..."
moar
🐥
I put it at 440.
Holy ~~rice~~ BEAN
