More people are distracted by their phones on the toilet than in the shower
this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
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Can confirm. Commenting from the throne.
Who could've possibly known.
Try pooping in the shower…?
When a mf needs 100% of their brainpower
The Ol' Waffle Stomp Tango?
I shower while sitting on the toilet, does that count?
Regular or golden?
Why not both?
yeah, my bathroom is very small too
What a throwback to the golden age of meme culture.
hahaha I wish I was kidding but some people do.
There are actually more cells in our brain than brains in our entire body
Looks like you're having diarrhoea, my friend.
I find most interesting thoughts are as I fall asleep.
Sometimes while falling asleep, I'd start thinking the weirdest shit, only to realize how weird the my thoughts are.
inb4 c/toiletthoughts
It’s called shitposting.
Hard disagree. I’m on my phone while on the toilet. In the shower I have nothing but the voices in my head to listen to.
I make up songs in the shower, I do not sing when I shit
Lier! Everyone has a tuba playing for the base notes. Some even play the bassoon. Legend has it, if you hold off the performance for more than 3 days, you'll find you can play the flute.
So where is the c/toiletthoughts?
c/shitposting
Be the change you wish you want to see in this world.
What does he want to be a toilet thought?
Does somebody know how to create a community?
the no poop post was rumored to be a toilet thought
Only if I forget my phone in the toilet
And if I don't have thoughts on either what's my problem?
Are you one of those people who don't have an internal dialogue?
Well yea I do talk internally to myself, but not "shower thoughts", I wish I did tho
Do you wake up with eureka moments?
Not often, and they are not quite the level of a showerthought
On the toilet, I seem to be better at problem-solving. But in the shower tend to come up with new* and deeper thoughts.
But in the shower tend to come up with you
😨 😨 😨
Bloody Siri
3 days without pooping is 3 days wasted
Shower beats toilet for thinking, every time! Its the steam! My toilet rarely steams.
Which kind of thought was this one?
Constipation
I applaud you for your honesty.
Me more for their patience.
Excremeditation.
Why? You got one of those $4k butt massaging lazy boy toilets? I wouldn’t say most of us have them on the toilet.
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