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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This is amateur advice. You can't lift with your knees for a bulky and squishy item like a body if it's in front of you. If you attempt this, you'll notice that your knees get in the way and you need to reach out a lot and can't lift as a result. Body isn't like gym weights on a perfectly nice to grab steel bar.

If you don't actually have to lift at all, just drag it. And if you do, use a fireman's carry which is designed for carrying unconscious hoomans.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

use a fireman's carry

But then I'm going to get even more blood on me?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The middle ages are long past, people won't look at you weirdly if you wash yourself more than once a year. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Wrap it up first.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It doesn't matter you have to trash your clothes anyway ....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Just cut it up into smaller more managable pieces.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Or involve two people but, depending on your circumstances, this might introduce other complications.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why is the scream guy wearing fantasy leather armour?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

No kink shaming on my Christian server^tm^

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm having flashbacks: Wazup

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Relevent Jake Likes Onions :

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

ASS2GRASS BBY

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Always lift with a fast, twisting motion to get all those back muscles to engage.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago