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Resistance is useless!
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Darmok, and Jelad, at Tenagra.
Kirk, when he heard there were alien hotties on the away mission.
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Stop trying to hit me and hit me!
You think that's air you're breathing?
There's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path.
Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination
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This is my favorite store in the citadel
Good news everyone!
I think I've perfected a plague that will destroy all life on Azeroth!
Keep it secret, keep it safe!
D-did... he just suplex that train?!?
i use arch btw
That's rough, buddy.
Griffith!!
Bit disappointed by how few of these I recognise!
Can I get a rock and stone?
We're Rich!!
Mushroom
The God Emperor sent for another Duncan to be produced by the Bene Tleilax in their Axolotl tanks.
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Thank god fish aren't into cash.
The Reptites have stolen our gate key and now we're stuck here.
Give dactyl
They Call me Gato. I have Metal Joints. Beat me up. And Earn 15 Silver Points.
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.
*sigh* Bapenada?
No luck catching them swans then?
Sitting next to me, a man who told me that if he sees the pilot of any plane he boards is a woman, he immediately leaves. Because he believes, and I quote, that “their concentration spans and motor skills are not suited to the job”.
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Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!
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"Dont get cooked, stay off the hook!"
The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.
A TEST of your reflexes! yes, yes!! just so!
"I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! [Mimics your heroic stance] Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?"
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