this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago

the tesla employee controlling the robot

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Original stuck cylinder

Sorry for the reddit link but it's pretty funny. OP's responses are really good

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I love his response "so I'll bear this cross forever" when someone asked him about his cylinder in another post.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't fuck your robot untill you have a good undersading of her technical documentation. Don't be shallow.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Well maybe a LITTLE stressed, if the mood is right.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The cylinder is already suffering undue stress being squeezed by the robot's vice-like grip.

"HA HA HUMAN. I HAVE YOUR WEENIE."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Wow did you just doxx his cylinder?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

imagine getting a STD from a robot's cold hard dry hand.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

If you don't trust a self driving Tesla car to avoid pedestrians, don't trust a Tesla robot to hold any of your meat cylinders

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I be it's an above-average sized cylinder.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

If there were any chance of these being a real product ever, you could probably make a fortune being the first robot pimp.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago