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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let’s start by recognizing the fact that everyone’s really shown an amazing amount of passion and energy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Simply sit back and wait, as thousands of years of continuous sectarian warfare tend to have a way of simmering down by themselves.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know it's satire but I still don't like how The Onion how the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is any older than a century and change.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unflinching American support for Israel hasn’t gone over well with neighboring countries, so the U.S. should try acting somewhat hesitant before handing the Israeli government billions of dollars.

This is literally the dems current plan lmao gotta be about that time of the week for another article about Biden calling netenyaho "a real sunovabitch" or whatever

Actually I feel like there's been less of those articles, is Biden doing literally anything day to day at this point? They sure as shit aren't gonna let him campaign.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Sometimes I wonder if he died lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

10 years old and still spot on

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

"No way to prevent this." says only country where this happens.