Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland!

It's the same vibe.

Nothing wrong with being proud of giving birth to a new life. Also nothing wrong with believing that you're more than that. It becomes a problem when people start forcing their beliefs on others.

God gave you ass holes, so it's your duty taking shits as much possible. with this mindset

God gave human adult males flexible ****ncters the approximate circumference of my **** so there’s proof of what men are for 😘

It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.

Look at your bodies, men. Legs and arms. God created you to fight bears with no weapons every day of your life

Look at your bodies, women! An internal inguinal canal less likely to cause a hernia, lower center of gravity, higher body fat, and less body hair for easier cleanup. God created you for spending long hours in the coal mines!

Look at men's bodies! They have prostates capable of being stimulated to climax. God designed men for the magnificent job of bottoming and what could be more beautiful than a man orgasming while getting railed up the ass?

Look at your body, people! Mouth, stomach, and intestines! God created you to produce shit!

“The Transformed Wife” is the worst of all the Transformers - must be a Decipticon hell bent on hating all women with brains….

Another possible housewife and incubator ruined by BIG ACADEMIA.