No, but it's highly unlikely since before it's been buttered it doesn't know yet which side to fall upon.
this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2023
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No it just self butters itself whilst falling. Only impossible for it to hit the floor whilst unbuttered.
Wait, self-buttering toast parachutes?! Are we onto something???
This sounds like evil magic I won't have a part of this!
Nope. My toast just fell into the bottom of the toaster oven. I was like 'who ate one of my precious toasties!'. I blamed the dogs. Then I found it. I didn't apologize. Dogs are stupid.
No, it’ll just balance on one of the edges instead of the face
It's not falling - it's diving.
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