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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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A counter top Roomba for crumbs called Crumba (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago

"What is my purpose?" - "You remove crumbs." - "Oh, my god!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Crumba wumba

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

The crumbs fall down, I pick them up again!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Would be great if it worked in toaster ovens.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

It's integrated into the base of the toaster.

The toaster has a motion sensor. When there's been a toasting, it waits for a set amount of time of motionlessness before Crumba gets going.

Also schedulable through the app, of course.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Does it rhyme with Roomba or is it crumb-ba?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Crumb-ba.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 hours ago

Lol