No wayyy that's why my girl does this, I learned about sex from 4chan, kill me.
this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2024
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Fellas, is it gay for your girlfriend to touch your dick?
Shoe?
Are you crazy or what
It's obviously only right when your device in question is in fact a sock
The guy is paraphrasing a YouTuber named ShoeOnHead and I'm pointing it out. Don't go on a whole fucking tangent about something that doesn't make sense to you because maybe that's because you're not in on it.
Don't make obscure references and expect people to get them. Saying "Shoe?" makes you look like a weirdo. Could've said ShoeOnHead. And that "looks weird" is comming from someone who actually knows who you are talking about and knows the quote.
Oh so I'm the one on a tantrum here, huh?
You seriously need to look up the definition of the word tangent my friend because you're using it wrong.
It's not a tangent if it's one sentence.
I just think of trigonometry
Totally uncomfortable with the existence of their own dick, plus dating a girl. Quick maths, anon is a lesbian.
Fake and transpilled
Fake and gay
Anon has a girlfriend? Gay.
That's an interesting narrators switch I can see here
It's art.
It is