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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago

“I told a cop I could shatter their qualified immunity and their tiny brain couldn’t even comprehend it and they said ‘thank you for the education, you have such a huge penis.’”

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And then everyone stood up and clapped

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

And the car?

That car went on to become KITT.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Then sovcit went to the store and the hot lady at the register took him in the back and banged him. Two of her hot coworkers joined in. They told him they’ve never been more satisfied.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And then the entire bus clapped.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

And Albert Einstein walked in and handed everyone a hundred bucks.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

On the contrary, I have no doubt that this person had a long conversation with male and female cop emojis.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

bc (birth certificate)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Every time I think I can’t possibly be more flabbergasted. Then the next time happens.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

It's like a bottomless pit of crazy. Every day I'm more surprised by them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Cop: I wanted to use the pavement as a cheese grater but I really had to pee and dude kept talking smh