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[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 year ago (1 children)

(site) would like to access your camera

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It is cool, it’s a standard feature when shopping for cosmetics these days

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

If you could code an actual mirror into my computer screen, thatd be cool. Mmkay

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I did web design in the 90's and remember one customer reviewing the site that I'd designed her. She said she liked it, but asked if I could add something like that neat little paper clip she has when she opens up Word, so it can help people navigate her site.

Note: Javascript was in its early days around this time so the idea of a dynamic/interactive site like this was not on the cards.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Makes sense. Nowadays there is literally a clippy npm package for react. Javascript has come a long ways. We have it easy compared to the old timers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I both do and do not want to check that out.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, my meme I reposted got reposted to this instance's programmer humor. Cool!

I stole it from someone else, so no worries OP. I honestly just like how Lemmy can enable these "reposts". I think it's fun that someone else that a dumb meme I thought was funny was actually funny enough to post it again.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sure, customer! To keep costs down, go ahead and take a picture of a mirror yourself and send it to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly, I wouldn't put it past customers to ask something like this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, its actually something a real customer could say.

I think all of us here have seen hell in one way or another.

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