If you want to horse around, I think I have two coconuts in the trunk.
this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2024
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Take her on a crusade to concur the holy land, start a quest to find the Holy Grail, and show her how to slay the dragon.
I concur
"Oh shit. Why didn't you tell me we were going to a ren faire/Medieval Times? I would have dressed up too!"
Ask her if the maille is butted or riveted
Is your armor as riveted as I am?
Is your armor butted? ...would you like it to be?
She could wear a trash bag if she's this cute, I'm still going out with her.
Relevant username.
Time to get medieval on dat ass.
We going to Medieval Times!
That would be awesome, but I would be severely underdressed.
I would be anyway.
Can opener?
Maybe you can open 'er if you're a gentleman.
keep my lance hid until the joust begins
Ask her to take down my enemies cause God put those hands on earth for throwing...Jesus they are huge!
Joust!
Her lance is bigger than yours, now what?
