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[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Unless... maybe... he WASN'T!?!?!?😅

[–] sleen 31 points 3 weeks ago

*Hears chainsaw noises in the background

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Maybe that other guy had his own "Oh no what have I done" moment when he thought harder about why the person next to him on the bus was being weird about cycle paths.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Robot chicken!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

bike polar disorder.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I like how I know this story didn't happen anywhere close to me since: no one calls them "cycle paths", we hardly have any "bike lanes" anyway, and we definitely don't have any trains to ride while discussing biking.

Now, if this had been a story about guns, trucks, and psychopaths, it would have been very relatable.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

They're "cycle paths" in some places.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

'scuse me, while I kiss this guy!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I'm hard of hearing as well. Good times.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

There's been a Toronto area bike store chain called The Cyclepath for forever, pretty good name

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

“How to wreck a nice beach”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

#knowthesigns