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[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe the screen itself isn't the point then?

Did people who had to write things for a living ever enjoy books when they got home?

[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is deeply amusing. It’s the same instinct..

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Not a cellphone in sight, just boomers living in the moment.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

pretty sure those are not boomers

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I bet there still old enough where I could win a fight by going up a few stairs.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

When I was younger I loved tech and everything related to computers. Now I am nearly 30, and I hate tech more each day. Not only it's a waste of time, it becomes worse and less user friendly every year, full of nonsensical problems, AI bullshit and overall less control of our devices.

I need to finally buy a fucking bicycle, and spend some more time outdoors, or I will get crazy.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

I'm older than you but otherwise the same. Seems like everything is going in the wrong direction thanks to corpos trying to wring as much money as possible out of it rather than making it as useful to people as possible.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I still love tech but only because I realize that it can actually empower us. The dark patterns that corporations use (for me personally and especially when it comes to customer service) are what ruin it, but maybe I’m still naïve.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Buy 3 bicycles! 1st an electric commuter/cargo bike so you can run errands without a car. 2nd a road/hybrid bike for fun and exercise on paved paths. 3rd a mountain bike so you can enjoy more nature. (an eMTB if they're allowed on your local trails can combine all 3 bikes if you want)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I feel you. And I work in tech (maybe you do too, idk). Point is, I'd need a bicycle AND a career change...

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Send this to the guy with the blue aliens comic.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Or to Randall Munroe. Oh, wait...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Nathan W Pyle. That's my first thought as well

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Right, and for some reason replacing "screen" with "paper" makes it somehow not a problem?

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Strange planet vibration

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

I enjoyed looking at this on my small screen while listening to something playing on my big screen.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (7 children)

You guys realize there's jobs that don't require constant screen usage right?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Hisssss! Get away with your poison words! Leave me to my tippy tapping at my special clickety clackety keyboard!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes, but how will I become a furry in tech otherwise

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Become a network admin and you can stare at blinking lights instead, making sure they don't stop blinking.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

What ist a blinking light if not a very low resolution screen?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, but most of them involve constant interaction with people that have forgotten how to interact with people.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Not to be the cliche guy... But trades work was my answer

I abhor interacting with people.. Now I have maybe 4 people to talk to in a whole day. I just do my job and go home

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

(If you haven't seen Severance yet, get on your big screen and watch it now, you won't regret it)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I hope season 2 is good

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, because doing accounting on paper is the same as reading a book. And listening to your boss is the same as listening to your friends.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And rope bondage play with the wife is the same as tying down loads of sheet metal on the back of delivery truck.

What?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

lets judge people by their screen time, i would like to callit Screen shaming

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

How about me

Although I might be cheating because I have multiple phones (for work -- I assure you)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Get on my level

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

You are exactly half the man I am.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

You guys make me feel good!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Total: 46 hrs, 45 min
Average: 6 hrs, 40 min per day

After subtracting Maps (driving, not looking at phone) and work ticketing app:

Total: 24 hrs 39 minutes
Average: 3 hrs, 31 minutes per day

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Finally a worthy opponent

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Wow that's a lot of phone time. The only time I get close to that amount of screen time is when I'm doing a long drive using maps to get there. My average looks to be around 1-3. Though mine doesn't work it out nicely like yours.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What happened on Wednesday?

edit: also, What Happened to Monday?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

woaah look at this score, i don't know the average, but im sure it's above, respect. Consider using horse blinkers, that way you optimize even more that score.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Balatro was yesterday. I swear!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm okay with this, but I think my PC screen time would look pretty bad :')

Android screen time charts

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Size is what matters. You need to judge people by their screen sizes.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Real life is fucking depressing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

This is tangential and barely related, but this makes me think of Watsky's 'Tiny Glowing Screens' trilogy of songs.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

That marriage is DOOMED.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

As a psychiatric nurse, during my work day I watch my screen for about 1 out of 8 hours. When I come home I like to spend some time behind the screen. I sometimes wonder if it is necessary that so many people work behind screens. Shouldn't we get more people to work as nurses, teachers but also craftsman, handyman, etc. This may sound as a naive and romantic thought, and I'm sure a lot of the work behind screens is extremely useful and efficient. But still I wonder if we haven't somehow lost focus of what's important. Like we've started to think that we can solve everything behind the computer, while simultaneously things are falling apart, people are lonely and people in need don't get help.

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