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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Damm I never considered that. I always thought it was a drink

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bro maybe if you weren't so prejudiced you'd be willing to accept that women can be beverages

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Times are changing too fast for me. I grew up in a world where it was Mr. Coke and Ms. Pepsi.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

see ; you forgot about your panic attack

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago (2 children)

honestly, this is not a terrible idea

if you see someone at the verge of a panic attack that means they're fully in their head spiraling - you can try to calm them down the normal way, but you can also try to force them out of their own head and ground them by saying something weird, ideally a question so their mind can latch onto it. It won't always work, but it might shock them just the right amount to ground them!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The idea of someone just sobbing then you come up and yell "WHATS THE OPPOSITE OF YELLOW ON A RUBIKS CUBE!?!?" at them is so funny to me.
I think it'd probably work on me.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

WHATS THE OPPOSITE OF YELLOW ON A RUBIKS CUBE!?!?

White.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Can you imagine my fiancée's dissapointment when I showed her my "finger tricks"...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Don't yell if you don't want to get assaulted. Some of us are having flashbacks with our panic attacks.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was told that one way to help a young child break out of a tantrum is to ask them an odd question, something like "What color shoes are you wearing?" It does seem to work sometimes, usually by annoying them so much that they forget what they were upset about in the first place. I can well see it working for someone who needs to get out of a mental spiral.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I was actually asked this as a kid while on the verge of a meltdown, it annoyed me so much it pushed me over the edge and I responded with throwing a chair. I then started swearing and looking for anything that could be used as a melee weapon, I settled for a table. So yeah your mileage may vary when it comes to autistic kids on that one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Oof, yeah I could see how that could happen. I guess you really should know the kid before trying something like that. I usually find that making mine laugh is enough to start to reset them, and then helping them calm down is a lot easier. Also, a question like that is definitely for small kids, not those who can fling furniture.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I was 7 or 8, but that didnt matter too much since I had already started puberty.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the "make an angry child laugh" trick. Which I absolutely loathed as a child, because it worked but it also wasn't taking my emotions seriously.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Sometimes their emotions have gone so far past reasonable that the first thing you need to do is bring them back to the point you can actually reason with them. After that, yes it's really vital to take their emotions seriously, they need to understand them and trust that the people around them will take them seriously, but they also haven't yet built the skills to moderate their own feelings, so sometimes you need to add those externally.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's why Mr. Pibb emphasized clarity to avoid misgendering. He actually has a Ph. D. in archaeology, but made the humble choice to still go by Mr.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

What a stand-up guy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty sure they came out as Xtra a long time ago, so you are, indeed, misgendering Pibb Xtra.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Xtra is a gender?

Fuck I have a lot of forms to update because that's clearly my gender.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How many licks does it take to discover Dr. Pepper's gender?

The world may never know.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

That unironically might work tho Like getting their mind off of the current thought spiral can be pretty helpful sometimes

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

I get that everyone's shit posting here, but the answer is that it's believed Dr. Pepper as a name might be directly referencing an actually Dr. who lived in the area the drink was invented in, but we're honestly not sure about that at all

Its entirely possible that it was called that because it was sold in pharmacies and was "spicy" (thus Dr. Pepper), or another alternative I've heard is basically that idea but it has caffeine so it meant Dr. Speed, basically

All that to say: Dr. Pepper is gender fluid, dipshits, I'll see myself out

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

WTF?!? I've always thought of Dr Pepper as the looking like the Pringles man cos playing as an old timey doctor. You know: mustache, bowtie, head mirror and lab coat. Dr Pepper is married to another doctor though, Dr Pepper Cherry. All the other men in the neighborhood wants her. The Peppers have one child, who's going through a rough patch, dealing with a negative self image, never being as good as his parents, and anorexia. Child's name is Dr Pepper Light.

Dr. Pepper has a brother too. The brother got into some stupid shit and didn't finish high school. Now he lives in a trailer park, trying to prove to everyone he's just as good as his brother, but everyone thinks of him as a redneck drunk on account of his last name. He goes by the name Root Beer. His wife's name is Ginger, she's a hottie from Jamaica.

So how dare you question my world view? Hey would you look at that my panic attack is gone. Now I just have a hard on, a can of cherry pepper and a wish to mix it with some ginger beer and rum. I call the drink a "drunk ffm".

[–] Crozekiel 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yea his name is Ron

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pretty sure Dr. Pepper's pronouns are so/da, no need to assume their gender

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I think you meant to write "da gender" ; )

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm so gender, I'm da gender.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

This is actually a very good way of dealing with people in an emotional state: Say something so off the fucking wall and irrelevant that it snaps people out of it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I've always thought of Dr Pepper as either a can or a company, never a person, let alone specifically enough to have a gender.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Dr. Pepper's pronouns are we/us, because 🎵 Dr. Pepper you're a part of me 🎵

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

When I first saw this I realized I had assumed Dr. Pepper (beyond the drink) was a man, but I think for me it was because as a kid I remember commercials with a deep voiced man and my dumb kid brain thought that was the doctor.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Dr. Pepper is actually Kurisu Makise

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Dr Pepper is obviously a middle aged plum in a lab coat.

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