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[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

Trying to make corn the new bean is so corn.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Bean is out. Corn is in.

Guess you could say beans are has-beans...༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Bean is kill?

No.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Huehuehuehue

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I just downbeaned your comment.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of beans on your comment and bean account has decreased by one bean.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral beans. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Rudeness towards other beanikans, • ⁠Spreading incorrect tomato sauce, • ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the beans?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downbean, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downbean. Can you un-downbean it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downbean. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private beannote explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to beannotes within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downbean appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downbean and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on beans. I will continue to issue downbeans until you improve your conduct. Remember: beans are a privilege, not a right.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

How can corn be bean when bean is bean?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Corn is just beans on a stick

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You're so brave for being willing to finally say what we've all been thinking.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

OMG, you’re right

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Not with that attitude

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

How do you eat corn on a cob?

I start at one end and roll it fast as I take like 10 bites before stopping to chew. I finish a whole cob with maybe 3 breaks to chew.... Am I eating corn like a savage?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I do the typewriter thing, like in an old cartoon.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Stop trying to make corn happen

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Corn is streets ahead, just accept it.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Beans and corn bread go well together. There's even a song about it.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And here's some popcorn for people in the comment section

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I hear there's a lot of corn on the internet.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

We need a community called CornHub, dedicated to Corn.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Give peas a chance!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's a little too corny...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

From the earth I rise, to the earth I shall one day return

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Finally some good fucking corn

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

CORN CANNOT BE TRUSTED

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

that is such an amazing insult, thank you for sharing that c:

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I felt the same way when those words graced my ears lolol

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Man, people these days post so much weird stuff. I'm here since the beans. If you know, you know.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Good try, big corn. We like beans over here.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Beans, corn and poop. Damn that's a cocktail

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

yu dnot hurrr rathan heenda heenda poorr rathan na doo da poh rathatteka doo da purr rat da

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Corn is no place for a mighty warrior.

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