Reality: Aftermath of the 9/11 attack on the Pentagon.
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Gender reveal party!
Its a invasion of Afghanistan!
And Iraq too, TWINS!!!
Congratulations it's a terrorist
9/11 joke on 9/11!
What a coincidence, right?
I thought it came out of nowhere.
I guess we're finally moving on if we can joke about it now.
Foil me once... Can't foil me again
Ahahahaha, amazing. This is much better than my caption, thank you!
If by metal you mean "CIA" and microwave you mean "middle east".
PentaGone
Gotta take the foil off before you nuke a hot dingdong
It was probably a fish sandwich too
The worst thing that happened that day.
You mean the best.
Make sure to completely remove the lid from your yogurt before microwaving it. It's easy to forget that it's also metal
We had a motivational speaker back in high school who made a very random statement about the best way/time to attack the Pentagon to do maximum damage. Her husband apparently worked there or had clearance there or something.
My friend and I were open-mouthed shocked how casually this woman laughed about it. However, we did some discussion amongst ourselves and found that it definitely added up.
She must have really hated her husband/the government! Then again.. this was during Bush's Jr.'s presidency.
"C'mon we only just finished the renovating that part Bush!"
Brutal :)