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Obama goes first, does the 100 meter in a respectable 10.3 seconds.

Trump does it, doesn't let anyone see the results but swears he did it in 10.1

George Bush leaves them in the dust, he did 9.11

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I would pay money to watch Trump attempt to run.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That brought to mind when I was a kid seeing my mom running. She was fat but she was surprisingly quick. And I really don't want to think of a scary fast trump fat running at me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

He might break down with a heart failure. Worth it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

How much you wanna bet this'll get turned into an AI voice video?