this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depends on how it feels when I'm not shitting and pissing in it.

If it craves my waste, but can be chill during the time I'm not using it, then I'd choose that. However, if it spends all that time in agony from not having its desires met, then I'd rather it hates it, since it would only have to go through that a couple of times each day versus suffering almost all day long.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Could you imagine coming back from vacation, walking in your front door and hearing "FEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEE!!!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want full on "I have no mouth and I must scream" vibes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I mean, isn't the bowl kind of like a mouth?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hey can you come over and shit in my toilet every once in a while? I'm going out of town till Friday.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It should crave it AND hate you for it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It doesn't have to be alien, plants and fungi are already like this. And they like it 😏

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

hate, coz then i wouldnt feel bad when i eat its dinner