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[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm not sure if this goes in "The Onion" or "Not The Onion".

[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 days ago

why not both

I feel like this is the one exception where this news belongs everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I posted in another thread already, but I found it amusing seeing the same news in both. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago

This is fucking hilarious. That Sandy Hook denier can get absolutely fucked.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Huh, never thought I'd be an Infowars listener, but then I also never thought Trump would be a two-term president. So I guess this is just a strange timeline.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I was thinking we were in the Darkest Timeline, but was confused because nobody is wearing evil eye patches or goatees

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

It turns out eye patches and goatees are signs of good people.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I can’t tell. Is this real???

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago

NBC news and cnn have also picked this up so appears to be real yes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Best onion article yet.

And yes it seems true too!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Why would a reputable news source like The Onion want to tarnish its good reputation by buying a website famous for being full of lies that people believe?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Although I couldn’t picture it at the time that is exactly the kind of response I wanted to illicit. Thanks. Hope you enjoyed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Well played! It took me a bit to both find this gif and learn how to post animated gifs to Lemmy. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

Can't wait to see what they do with it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fuuuuuck I hope they hire Jones to parody himself. The irony might actually kill him.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fuck no, dude doesn't deserve a cent.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Ok better idea, claim that his name is an integral part of the business identity and sue him for his own name, then make AJ a character, like Bozo the clown.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Fucking incredible. As good as everything else has been bad.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wanna know which powerful people jones pissed off because there's no way he'd get got this hard if it wasn't someone with a lot of pull

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

You don't mess around with Global Tetrahedron.