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[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Reminds me of Way Side Stories from Wayside School. There's a part in one about "self tasting gum." It's gum that tastes like your mouth. So you don't really taste anything chewing your gum, but someone else can taste what your mouth tastes like if they chew it.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Fun fact: the entire digestive system is lined with taste receptors, we just aren’t conscious of the flavors. They are used by the body to help determine healthy balance, and are capable of expelling waste more rapidly if they detect a problem (vomiting/diarrhea).

So in a way, you are constantly tasting your own shit. All the time. Forever.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago

So how do I become conscious of that?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

∈)☼(∋

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

back and forth even

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is not a Fun fact at all. You lied to me ! I want a refund.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Idk I find this sort of response pretty fun.

I never said it would be fun for readers ;)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

That's why so many products have labeled "may contain traces of nuts.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I bet mine tastes like your ass

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

How about we verify?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We smell our nose but then don't

[–] [email protected] 8 points 23 hours ago

Because I got your nose

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

vive l'france