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"We thought we were eating for the Face-Eating Leopard Party, not the High Tariff and Crazy People Party! How could we know just because they told us?!"

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 12 hours ago

Haha, get fucked.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

i cant wait for their migrant slave labor force to not show up and all the crops rot in their fields. theyll have to sell to giant, automation-based corpo monstrosities. but hey, and least they stuck it to them libs!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Trump hasn't named his Ag Secretary pick yet, but whoever it is will almost definitely be at odds with RFK on the whole pesticides and organic farming thing, so that will be a fun fight.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

If they’re even tangentially familiar with how the ag industry works. I’m not holding my breath.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

To be a little conspiratorial, I think their “plan” for replacing immigrant labor is young people not being able to go reliably go to college after the department of education is gutted.

No DoE-> no FAFSA-> no money for tuition-> cheap labor.

No way that works, of course. The kids are going to riot before trading college for being farm labor.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I think they're going to bring slavery back.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

Prisons are big business.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 12 hours ago

They will use slaves. Literally. It's even cheaper for them.